Serena Williams Says She Is More Of A Man

Sat, 19 May 2012 16:36:42 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, did you hear what Serena Williams said about the male tennis players? She called top men ‘weenies’ for complaining about blue clay in Madrid and Women are way tougher than men. That’s why we have the babies. You guys could never handle kids,” “We ladies don’t complain, we just do [...]

Brian Bonar aka Brian Bonehead

Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:54 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this so called business man needs to be put on blast. This is Brian Bonar aka Brian Bonehead who has done nothing but destroy businesses and lives. He used to be involved in several companies at the same time while receiving huge salaries from all. He was famous for causing [...]

Nik’s Mother-In-Law

Fri, 18 May 2012 18:00:49 +0000

(Click on her face to see what she is up too) THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is your mother – in – law doing? Seems like you married into a normal family. The Renegade botched this broad. It’s very sad, but if Pornstar wants to give blow jobs on the beach thats up to her. [...]

I Like How They Do Things In India

Fri, 18 May 2012 16:16:27 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai Bachchan.  She has been posted on here a few times and everyone always can’t believe you never would.  Anyway, it has been 6 months and she is yet to drop her baby weight after having her first child.  As you can see, she has a [...]

Shawna Baby Needs New Friends

Fri, 18 May 2012 01:03:36 +0000

You have been saved by Black Jesus. Amen. THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my buddy thought it would be funny to take a picture of these Portas who came over to watch the Laker game at his pad. Theses dumb b*tches obviously don’t understand what a mute button does. That is way too much Kobe for [...]

I’m In Love

Thu, 17 May 2012 19:00:18 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, recently found this girl while stumbling through apps on my phone. I don’t know anything about her, the only thing I know is that she is HOT. +2′s or not she has a gorgeous face. I would like to get more info and see where she if from and such. But [...]

Come Join Me This Friday At Eden In Hollywood

Thu, 17 May 2012 18:05:36 +0000

Join me this Friday at Eden in Los Angeles as I blow off steam after 2 years of writing the greatest book on the planet. The Bible part 2.

Kobe Bryant Sucks Against OKC

Thu, 17 May 2012 16:48:05 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all I have to say is how much Kobe Bryant sucks.  In such an important game two, he totally breaks down at the end and blows the lead we had.  I’m truly disappointed and have lost all faith in my Lakers.  We need to trade Kobe after this season. I agree, [...]

Thank You Paris Hilton For Proving To Everyone How Easy It Is To Press Play On Your iPod

Wed, 16 May 2012 21:00:17 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like Paris Hilton really is going to go “on tour” DJ’ing. What is the world coming to?!?!  She is making her debut on June 23rd at the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo. I can’t stop laughing and wish I could be there for this legendary fail. She wont [...]

I Lost All Respect For Howard Stern

Wed, 16 May 2012 14:40:33 +0000

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you watch America’s Got Talent?  Pretty sure you did since your Lakers were down by 33 around 9PM.  Anyway, I have been a loyal listener to Howard for the past 19 years but after what I saw last night.. I’m done with his sell out ways.  Is his radio show [...]